this beer tastes like vomit already
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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