We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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