Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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