i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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