jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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