i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Randomize
