Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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