Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
