what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
