I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
