Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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