what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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