im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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