he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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