i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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