Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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