have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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