good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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