absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
