Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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