i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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