They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Randomize
