Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
