I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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