I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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