she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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