? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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