well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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