new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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