But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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