Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
