Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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