You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
im holly from the hills drunk
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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