used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
time to smoke my breakfast
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
