wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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