The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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