Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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