i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Sponge bath it is.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
