i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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