Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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