I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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