Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Randomize
