im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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