just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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