Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈ðŸ˜
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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