Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
