When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
