Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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