i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You can make out without kissing
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