i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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